1. Be fat
2. Be skinny
3. Shake your money taker
4. Dance to Dillinger Escape Plan
5. Stab out the eyes of a patron
6. Eat a patron's eyes
7. Scream "LORD GOD, ZEMUTHRA TAKE ME INTO YOUR TRIBUNAL!"
8. Sprout wings and fly out of a window into the night
Do:
1. Be just right
2. Shake your money maker
3. Dance to RuPaul
4. Be human
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